Thursday, July 20, 2006

Did G-N and Steve hook up?

Alright, SO, my friend G-N is on the JV & Elvis show, 92.3FM in the morning. *Plug* She got our friend, Steve, a spot as the new "on the street guy." Anywho, she told of her hook up with him on the air, and let me give you a preview: Steve DENIED it on the air and oh, was it BRUTAL. G-N retaliated by giving the drrrty about his "average" size to thousands of listeners. OUCH. Fellas if you're average, and you hook up with G-N, make sure that you make it up with some mad skills, so that this doesn't happen to you. You know what was even more brutal? Steve's bad "on the street" skits. Listen to Part I and Part II of "Did GN and Steve hook up?" and get the juicy story. Sorry, G-N and Steve, but sometimes you have to laugh at someone else's expense. Unfortunately, it's y'alls. ::MUAHH!:: Here's the unhappy couple... G-N on the air. Yeah that's my friend, biiitches.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Incriminating Evidence, Nourishment with Ranch, and Exposed Scrotum?

WARNING: Due to the graphic nature of this posting, viewer discretion is advised. SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Viewing may cause conniptions, seizures, may complicate pregnancy, and may be hazardous to your health in an astronomical amount of ways. Enjoy. *************************************************************** Scott, Nate, and I decided to go to Therapy...the bar, not like counseling. We were a little tipsy when we arrived, but Nate was in full boyfriend mode, so we were determined to find him a man. This guy was cute. Maybe Jay from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy? Nah. Makin' our way to Mr. Black's, and guess what? SCORE. He acquired some digits. Holla! 1 Drink, 2 dRinKs, 3 DRUNKs. So much for the digits...how about incriminating evidence? Nate just gave up on men at that point, so we played tonsil hockey. Hey, what are friends for? We were uber wasted at this point, so we headed out for some eats. I was down for any type of nourishment with ranch. After waking up hung over we decided to go to the pier and catch some rays, when we saw a distrurbing sight. This guy had his old scrotum hangin' out of the side of his wanna-be Speedo's. Like, WHO ARE YOU? Gross. See the whole night, here
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Stereo

Yet another crazy night out Ice, Ice, Baby I think Deantre was makin' Steve drink a bit too much I mean Geezus! He wet his pants...wait, not like p*ssed himself, but he threw a drink up in the air. You know you're drunk when you start abusing liquor. Oh, and God knows that you don't want to mess up those Chuck Taylors! Ahhh! It was cetainly a pop your collar night Have a drink Those crazy boyz Check it here
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